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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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chocolatebabe88 0

haha .!! your boyfriends amazing!! he sure knows how to keep it interesting

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bratwa 0

How is this a FML? 1. you are getting sex. 2. sex should be fun and playful!!!

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36591951 9

that's funny because you'd have trouble getting a guy in the first place.

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The_Doll 4

I thought you were supposed to tell the person your doing it with when you're going to play a game or not....honestly that sounded like it would hurt....being turned off and then being pounded that is

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