Awkwaaaaaaard

By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
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dreamering 16

You got to teach your husband what bathroom is there for.

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poppaof6 0

Rub his nose in it. And give him a treat when he poo poos in the right place.

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supcoolppl 4

You haven't been keeping track of his potty training have you. Tisk tisk

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Bekavera 4

Thats nasty, why the heck he shit on the fire escape? And why you post that? Nasty.

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Sylkie 3

Why didn't you have your husband pay her. He would have had no win with me I would have ratted him out.

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jbaby7892 0

Omg you guys!!! He shitted on the fire escape because he Hates that old hag!!! Duh

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Dr_BokaLokaDoka 1

Every body poops and if they don't they're an android and should be destroyed! All I can think of is Dumb and Dumber: when Harry met Flloyd. That scene where Bob sagget walks into the bathroom and goes "oh my god, oh my god.. He shit every where! He shit all over the walls! THERE'S SHIT EVERY WHERE!" Lmfao

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Dr_BokaLokaDoka 1

Every body poops and if they don't they're an android and should be destroyed! All I can think of is Dumb and Dumber: when Harry met Flloyd. That scene where Bob sagget walks into the bathroom and goes "oh my god, oh my god.. He shit every where! He shit all over the walls! THERE'S SHIT EVERY WHERE!" Lmfao

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