Awkward pause

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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dvp_fml 8

you better hope your hand is at least as soft as his

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

"That one hand" lol

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buddy51 23

OP, next time slow down and relax a little, think of something else before you spurt out ejaculations that put you in a sticky situation that you then have to clean up!!!!

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little_one 20

Not your fault he doesn't think about being lotionie soft on both hands. I know guys that use lotion for dry hands and not dry.... Well you know.

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kkrazyangel 16

This is why we say "think before speaking!"

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BobbieH 19

If he had responded "Well, its because I think of you often." that would have raised the level of awkwardness!

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DrSo 15

Only if he said it in a really creepy way....Otherwise it would just show her he likes her, or at least the thought of her.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's CLASSIQUE!

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