Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 068
You deserved it 4 505

Same thing different taste

Top comments

PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

Comments

Ouch what? God people are stupid not to understand the concept of love it means you love THEM not their dick

asterik99 3

Yeah agreed but not his Johannesburg, something bout calling someones baloney pony cute just isn't right.

laughinmyfaceoff 3

exactly, its all in the mind, i mean thats where everything starts, **** what society says, what people may lack in a few inches, can make up for in personality, smarts, other looks... theres so much to a person besides that part, but sadly there are alot of "pretty" people out there who are just living there life to do just that be "pretty" its sick and its sad. real people turn me on, thats why some women like what they like to say as "nerds" because one, women feel more comfortable around them, two, they have usually more substance, and more goes on before getting right down to it. ftw. oh and id also like to add your gf is a bitch for saying that to you. so fh too

winking16 0
Lexiluvsyou 3

HAHA, wow that is sad. What a bad girlfriend.

Of cause size matters, i have been with quite a few girls and i would know. Size do matter to a certain degree, there is too big but there is certainly also too small. Anyone who don't believe this obviously never had sex with more than 1 or 2 women. But fear not there is something you can do, learn how to please her with other measures and you should be okay, othervise try stretching it alot?

so you have a small build and you have a small rod. you need a small girl (meaning a girl who doesn't want you tapping her cervix). the kama sutra talks about sex partners being physically matched.

Its not that bad! you probably are cute so dont sweat XD