Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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gdude803 0

how do u reccomend we accomplish that? any ideas? any personal experiance?

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MrIncredibleSME 3

Honestly, that sounds like a lose-lose situation in bed. Seems like she actually likes you for you, though. Keep her.

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suckstoobeyou 0

Could always be worse....

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juliushater 12

cute means, ugly but fuckable, look on the bright side, your fuckable

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mexicoman101 6

Wow, she should have put a little more thought into that one.

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huejjin 5

i can relatei can relate FYL

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aback 4

So tell her that on anybody else, her ass would be huge, but on her it's enormous. Better plan on dumping her after that because you won't dare eat anything she serves you or go to sleep around her, anymore.

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suckstoobeyou 0

That would be a completely a dick move...

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