Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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gofckyourself 3

it's called Viagra

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Viagra is used for hour's long erections, not for increasing penis size, moron.

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srs26 9

She's just the type of person who sees the glass half full

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gdude803 0

im right there with ya buddy.. it sucks having a small penis and men who don't will never understand! let's see what average is!?? common guys what size are u, and girls what size is ur bf? hard and soft??

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gdude803 0

r u happy with ur size? ever wish it was bigger or smaller? r u cut?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

My penis is 3 inches deep.

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gdude803 0

mine is 3 & 4.5 been doing exercises and its getting a lil bigger tho, can I ask how old u both r?

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gdude803 0

mine is 3&4.5 but I've been doing exercises and its actually getting a bit bigger! can I ask u guys your age?

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superpacker85 0

.5 inch or 1 inch

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afulks78 11

Good things come in small packages ? :)

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bigfootep 4

Dude if u like it who cares

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BIGmoney107 0

Hey, want to hear a penis joke???? Nevermind, it was too long! (;

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life2007 0

Be glad your circumsized then there would be more fun

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superstar429 7

thatz hillarious and FYL so bad LMAO!!! you should tell her a diss that will hurt her feelings jst like she did to u Lol!!!

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Twisted_Angel 17

Paint it blue and tell her it's a Smurf... seriously though, fyl that does suck.

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distantrelatives 0

dude even if you got a small dick it only has to please you they made toys for girls

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