Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
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DocBastard 38

What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."

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saIty 17

It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.

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i_am_that_one 0

It doesn't matter as long as u have boobs you control those men ;)

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Srh25 0

forget vickys, try a place called intimacy. they actually know what they're doing. and most women have one boob larger than the other

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mandymoomoo 0

VS does not size right!!! Go to Nordstroms they know how to size! Then if you want a VS bra go back with your right size.

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E_ve 9

No pair of natural boobs are symmetrical. What a b*tch at VS!

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live_2_eat 5

Don't be sad, I'm sure it fits great. The vast majority of women (99% I once heard) have some degree of asymmetrical brests!

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minagiv 11

That woman's a bitch. No one has symmetrical boobs, unless they're fake.

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IsBitchBetter 1

That's exactly why I refuse to shop at Victoria's Secret. After dealing with rude employees on more than one occasion, I decided if I'm going to spend that much money on bras, I'd like to be treated with some courtesy and respect.

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kiakia0131 23

Don't feel bad. My boobs aren't symmetrical either... My one is bigger. It's not really noticeable.

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jiaming1628 1

Technically any body part is never the samesize

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