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Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:10

What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."

saIty 17

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:09

It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.

Comments

jess_c87 4

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:03

Most women aren't it's actually very odd for them to be!!

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:58

"See one's an inny and one's an outy" Oh family guy is there nothing I can't quote/ reference you for?

ecascio2010 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:33

Actually no one has "symmetrical" boobs; so she was kind of right...

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:43

I'll level U out!!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:46

I'll lend a hand...

sgtgrim570 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:22

I wouldn't worry about it. They taste the same.

xLoLa_fml 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:50

I don't get it. OP said the bra fit well, so why did the lady say that about her not being symmetrical? The bra fit so what?

VSGirl 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:17

Wow...that lady was a bitch. I work at Victoria's Secret and it's true that all women come in different shapes, but that salesgirl should never have said something so rude to you. I'm sorry :(

vwmkvgirl 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:13

I work at Vs too, and I don't know what she was thinking. apparently she has no filter, and no experience. I've worked there for a long time an I've seen more boobs than freaking Brett Michaels and even the ones that are bought aren't always symmetrical. It's a part of life!

celinetuttle 4

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:39

my left tit is a bit bigger than the right! but they're still the same size :p

dragonforerunner 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:26

Not always, but normally it is the left that's bigger.

rexgar2000 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:53

man I remember when I was like 15 I wanted to work at VS so bad but I felt like a perve for applying cause I only wanted to see the girls so I tried to act like I was gay to see if they didn't care but it didn't work lol I was such an idiot.