Backhanded
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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco
Well, it could be worse... I'm in a small area where the only bra shop goes up to G cups. But my boobs... Are an H cup... A G cup... And an A cup below the ******* G cup. Hard underwire doesn't just dig in and hurt. ******* third nipple formed a third, miniture boob but it's so small especially compared to my other two boobs not only does nobody take me seriously, one time while in the changing room for the pool swim lessons at school someone saw the third nipple and told me to 'go get that lump checked'. Think it can't get worse? Add a collagen disorder and not wearing a bra through most of high school to hide my boobs with a really baggy shirt. Most cups don't fit mine because they hang like a really old ladies, my back is screwed and I need a back brace because of excessive lordosis, and because they sweel a cup size most periods, despite being a pensioner I still need at least 3 different bras and they cost $80-$100 online (the only place I can get them) without shipping and crap included. BIG BOOBS SUCK. Also even goddamn shirts don't fit right, they always lift over your belly when you wear a bra, even if baggy, since most are short, unless they're around 4 sizes larger than you need, and anything with buttons or zips are impossible to wear unless you get them far too big. I can't even get a swimsuit that fits them. Honestly, I don't get why girls want these ******* things. I can't even get surgery to remove fat because of the damn collagen disorder.
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What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."
It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.