Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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alex_mu 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:14

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

sup_fag 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:17

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

Comments

Antropolis7 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:44

I do the same thing except my dog doesnt bite my tit off

MissyJean213 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 21:48

Ow. That had to hurt. :( But u totally deserved it dumbass.

lindsaylu98 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:11

ur lucky ur dog didnt eat ur nipple u bastard PETA!!!!!!!!

jimmy0332 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:10

I don't think OP make the dog hit himself hard, i'm sure he was just playing around. I do that all the times with my pet but keep in mind it's really soft and my pets don't mind

Sir_Audric 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:51

dumbass lmao

jdawg2010 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:48

well that sucks. but ydi for messing with your dog. topless.

rofl99 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

lol i get it... lol it sucks for them, breast feeding?? get it? lol im so strange xD

Thrasher91 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:22

ydi

ChaoticPanda1 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:08

YDI!!! That sort of behavior is disgusting and that's what you ******* deserve after hurting the poor animal, there is a lesson from this... you will know not to do it again... if your not an idiot that is.