Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 990

You deserved it 88 463

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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You deserved it 498

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 780

You deserved it 11 016

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 495

You deserved it 13 252

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 253

You deserved it 5 275

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 950

You deserved it 1 097

By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 675

You deserved it 2 511

By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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You deserved it 486

By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 296

You deserved it 4 717

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 443

You deserved it 9 333

By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 589

You deserved it 112 882

alex_mu 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:14

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

sup_fag 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 20:17

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

Comments

IAmMcLovin123 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:45

I have a pitbull and if I do that she chases me and if I stop she tackles me

Superllama12 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:55

Dog: 1 Nipples: 0

Fuaaad1994 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:38

It sucks that you got your nipple ripped off but you definitely deserve it

DrHoliday 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:03

'back' on? How in the hell did it come off the first time.

ninja_darkstar 6

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:24

This is bad if u r a guy, but REALLY bad if ur a girl

miianah1 22

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:35

Oh my god! That wasn't deserved! FYL. And I'll bet half of these comments wouldn't be so harsh if it was a human. Double standards...

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:51

"I thought it would be fun" say no more, ydi

aimbug 42

Monday 23 November 2015 23:40

Good. You're cruel.

burnflame123 5

Friday 8 January 2016 2:30

At least it wasn't the area down under

AlbinoMoose987 14

Sunday 24 July 2016 19:30

I, as well as the rest of my family, do that to my dogs all the time, they know that it's just playing and usually have fun with it so I think it's a personality thing with your dog, although I would hope you learn and not try it again if it's obvious your dog dislikes it that much, and unless you know your dog doesn't like it and responds negatively to it FYL