Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

Comments

xanhorn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:40

I hate you idiots saying that sweats are lazy/ugly. Do you people forget that not all sweat pants are baggy? Many girl sweat pants were designed to fit there forms. So i have to agree with those saying Sweats on a girl are sexy

BaldOuting 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:44

haha that is a funny story. and sweats rock! when you are babysitting who is there to impress? you want to be comfortable and that is what sweats are all about.

shananigans 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:09

Okay, seriously? Not all sweatpants are these baggy sloppy things some of you people are making them seem like. There ARE sweatpants that are actually cute and fit well that girls can wear out without looking like a slob. They're on about the same level of casual dress as jeans. As far as her wearing a thong, I don't know about you, but I personally don't match my underwear to the occasion of the day. I just grab a pair and go. The end.

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 23:04

She said huge...translates into loose as heck to me.

paradiso24 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:33

sorry, but if the sweatpants were loose enough for a dog to pull them down, chances are a little kid would do the same.

Iceman101101 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:38

27 who would take a pic of the pants down while wearing a thong??

bfly32 0

Friday 3 April 2009 6:43

i don't understand why some people are questioning the fact she wore a thong to babysit. It's just a pair of underwear... sure they are extremely sexy and guys like me love it! You would be surprised how many girls wear them on everyday basis. Concluding that, I assume you people probably never get enough action to understand this.

Spiffy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:04

#40, OF COURSE you're going to wear sweat pants to your dance rehearsals.... imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear jeans. But just because it is appropriate to wear them for part of your job, you can't impose that it would be okay for others to wear at their job. I know this is just a babysitting job, but there are some moments where you shouldn't wear sweatpants and OP: why were you wearing a thong while babysitting? that totally defeats the whole purpose of wearing comfortable sweatpants. Why have a weggie up your but?

Nofuckyourlife 1

Friday 3 April 2009 7:12

repeat after me: sweatpants are not for daily wear in public, sweatpants are not for daily wear in public, sweatpants are not for daily wear in public, sweatpants are not for daily wear in public, sweatpants are not for daily wear in public, sweatpants are not for daily wear in public.

RichCola 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:15

i can't believe you guys are arguing about sweatpants and thongs, and which is appropriate where...

Ariellox0 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:21

yeah... I don't believe this really. I don't care sabout thng ans sweats, even though I would have imagined if this was the first meeting with the family who's child you were going to babysit you mgiht have wanted to dress up a little nicer, make a good impression and all. And then if a dog is big enough to possibly pull your pants down, which had to have been so loose on you that they were practically already falling off if a dogs paw can pull them down, then I'm sure there would have been no "discretely" pushing the dog away. And the owner would have said something. just my thought, could be wrong but... seems too iffy.