ACAB, Cops and Work: Bad boys bad boys

Bad boys bad boys

By FuturePolice - 23/01/2012 09:56 - United States

Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML

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By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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somewizdom 15

Monday 23 January 2012 16:02

At least she didn't say **** Tha Police.

Roevera 14

Monday 23 January 2012 16:05

Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!

Comments

CadyAsInKatie 8

Monday 23 January 2012 21:10

She was just looking for an excuse to break it off. Find someone who deserves a brave man like you, not some lowly bitch who decides to blame you about a break up she was planning.

ilove80smetal 8

Monday 23 January 2012 21:22

Don't worry. You'll legally have a gun in a few days... All your problems will be solved then.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 23 January 2012 21:33

Hmm, le'me think...Po-po academy + spending the next 20 yrs enduring & instigating violence, insults, injuries, etc & being an all around asshole or enjoy a steady, stable, sexually satisfying relationship w/a beautiful woman...Can't roll w/ your choice there, Junior!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 23 January 2012 21:34

Bitches be crazy. Perfect.

j3ebrules 13

Monday 23 January 2012 21:35

She sounds like my mother. Who has Borderline Personality Disorder.

melibear89 7

Monday 23 January 2012 21:56

Well at least you now know she isn't cut out to be a police wife and she shallow. Hope you got into the CHP academy :)!! Good luck look forward to see a new LEO (Law Enforcement Officer) brother on the road.