Bad boys bad boys

By FuturePolice - 23/01/2012 09:56 - United States

Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
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somewizdom 15

At least she didn't say **** Tha Police.

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Roevera 14

Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!

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sillysaxon 0

You must have misinterpreted "supportive"

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Pelreskovich 11

She tricked you into creating a reason for her to break up with you. You deserve better than those shenanigans.

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beebeeL 1

PIG. I wouldve ended it too.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Let's hope the cops never come in your time of need.

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ed1970 6

I guess we know to whom you will be writing your first ticket.

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Calyx_fml 21

Be a mall cop instead. They get all the chicks.

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wittygirl 8

Hey your single, I'm single :) and I love a man in uniform *wink wink*

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kimmi41509 10

Yeah dumbass, I was saying the girl is selfish. I would never dump my boyfriend for a career he wants to pursue. That's bullshit.

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