ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Bad boys, bad boys

Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 112

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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You deserved it 3 940

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 357

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 163

You deserved it 4 043

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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You deserved it 318

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 213

You deserved it 2 808

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 201

You deserved it 325

marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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isabel22 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

Just let him think he's famous

pieintheface 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

he probably is.

cheezter 15

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

well he's a..... bad boy, bad boy.... watcha gonna do

XxHunterHavocxX 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:02

watcha gonna do when they come for you haha

LairaIsKindaCool 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:38

thanks for ruining that clever comment. Appreciate it..

candideyes 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:38

whatchu gonna do when they come for you

OhCondor 0

Friday 24 June 2011 9:11

And one failed reply turns into two.

tap1995 6

Friday 24 June 2011 22:52

lolol win !

teentee401 36

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:06

Aaaaand 3.

NaoPudding 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

That's something to be proud of, huh?

InfernoVivo 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:59

Lol

FacePalm69 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:00

He probably means he's famous at his local police station.

angel55033 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:00

it takes talent, maybe one day you'll be just like him.. family moment! lol

Brandon_ryan 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:03

that is a sweet back mural you have their miss! thumbs up

bigguy5th 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:01

that is awesome

shutupK 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:01

mm.. I've been on that show.

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:04

nice

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:06

nice what did you do, prostitution?

MRukkus 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:18

Ohhhhh SNAP!

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:02

He's probably one of those guys who continuously bangs his head on the police car when he gets caught.

jewfro311 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:21

"Dammit not again!"

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Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML

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Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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You deserved it 16 443

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 949

You deserved it 3 788

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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You deserved it 8 660

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

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You deserved it 5 406

Bad boys, bad boys

Same thing different taste

BIG NEWS!

What's your emergency?

At last!

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