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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 357

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:23

Grr Why does people thumbs me down? i aint that mean lmfao im gonna ragequit if u guys keep on it o_O

RyanMacVey 17

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:26

dont worry mate... its the circle of life or something.... people thumbs me down too.... thats why ***** like us gotta stick together... know what im saying bruv?

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:29

LOL yah And just read ur description i was gonna ask u if ur gay rofl, so uh yo hi hey bye message me if u want :D and HUGE _|_ to those who thumbs me down and HUGE :D to those who thumbs me up

TropicalTulipz 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:25

HOW IS THIS FML WORTHY??

tahna_fml 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:27

you have a famous dad!:)

agummere796 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:28

you have to start somewhere....

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:30

one more appearance and he gets a free hat!

RyanMacVey 17

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:33

boners... its been a while... i was starting to think everyone i knew had ****** off.... but its nice too know your still trolling the **** out of this website :L

taytoc 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:36

ha I've been on more, I'm more famous then he is

babyyx3 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:49

liess !!

OCDC 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:41

Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud.

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:27

then??? um the word is THAN...no wonder you've been on there... you're grammatically illiterate! lol. then is after, than is different from....as in " I woke up THEN I got out of bed & My IQ is larger THAN yours!"... get a clue people! :)

tinybear93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:43

hahahaahahaha. winning!

TylerzMB 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:45

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gtmustanggirl18 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:46

that's a great achievement in life

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:52

i like your cold air intake. LOL

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