Bad day

By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an ******; at least you're having fun.

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Pleonasm 35

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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patriciadusud_fml 8

Well, at least you are not the French nurse sneezing hard while taking blood samples to the patients....

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makkarari 18

One day u will look back and laugh at this!!! But I really hope u feel better soon!

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Urine for a rough time.

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barefootchic 6

Look up into a bright light or press your finger to the roof of your mouth when you feel a sneeze coming on. And if your boyfriend really loves you, he'll let it go. Feel better OP!

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CharresBarkrey 15

I thought looking into bright light was supposed to make you sneeze.

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Night777 4

Wow I can honestly say I've never sneezed even close to that hard

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Pwuj 6

Hopefully it was jst a trickle,. Idk why after reading this my mind kinda did a replay of you sneezing and a bit of a urine escaping your vag* kinda turn me on,. ☺

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Urine doesn't come from the ******.... *facepalm*

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jarrettd 27

Don't hold the sneeze in or you'll crap yourself.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You can count once on your chest exploding! Err, zero actually.

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katties 27

Ummm... That's when you begin doing Kegel-exercises, cause peeing yourself when sneezing isn't really normal - it's incontinence...

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