Health: Bad day

Bad day

By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Sneaky sneezy

By Worn Out - 11/11/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Warren

Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML

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Thursday 13 December 2012 15:50

Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an ******; at least you're having fun.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 13 December 2012 16:00

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

Comments

lol70720 5

Friday 14 December 2012 3:00

Whats with women and always needing to pee?

love_me_electric 20

Friday 14 December 2012 19:11

Women have smaller bladders than men, therefore they need to empty it more often.

chippa 24

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:38

Yes, our reproductive organs are all inside and take up space. Also, our urethras are a lot shorter than a male's, so it's harder to hold.

xSalashawty 30

Friday 14 December 2012 16:14

I have a cold too and know exactly how you feel. One minute I'd get the strong urge to sneeze, then the next, I'd be sneezing crazy. Laugh off the sneezing-til-you-pee thing too. I sure would. Anyways, get better soon~

spottyblanket 8

Friday 14 December 2012 20:34

tissues contain small fibres which get into your nose and make you sneeze more. Use a hankie to blow your nose.

glamery 3

Friday 14 December 2012 22:55

you definitely need to start doing your kegel exercises. squeeze them when you sneeze, it should prevent you from peeing. also when youre peeing in general, practise stopping your pee several times midflow. this also helps build up your muscles.