Bad omen

By pupitre - 18/10/2011 00:16 - Canada

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
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evilscorpi 29

well you could have said "and ive already done that in the past, now i have you." :-*

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every1luvsboners 11

So, did you eat the damn thing or not? I'm on the edge of my seat here, people.

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PinkFun1969 9

it's okay maby it's a sign;-)

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Betz 10

Tell them that in Chinese, everything is reversed.

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badactor009 0

Awkward but... Shall we discuss the credibility of a Chinese fortune cookie? The last one I read said "that was not chicken".

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Saturn_fml 23

Well if a fortune cookie said it it *must* be true(!)

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SnailJamsss 6

You have serious issues if you believe anything that's written on a thin piece of paper is your destiny.

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rockinroyalty 0

Not an fml loser.

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writergirl23 19

At least it wasn't "You're present boyfriend will give you an STD"

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