Awkward, Restaurants and Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By pupitre - 18/10/2011 00:16 - Canada

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

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You deserved it 4 954

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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You deserved it 6 469

By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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You deserved it 3 588

By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML

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You deserved it 4 778

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 385

By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 09:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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evilscorpi 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:29

well you could have said "and ive already done that in the past, now i have you." :-*

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:31

So, did you eat the damn thing or not? I'm on the edge of my seat here, people.

Comments

ideasrule 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:23

It's a piece of paper. If your bf or his family gives a **** about what's in fortune cookie, I feel sorry for them.

Buzzy123 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:58

Your username in Spanish means desk

mutinykitty 18

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:43

and French. But she probably knows that. Considering it's her username. :)

SwedishDerp 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:19

theangel1 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:50

You are gorgeous, we should get to know eachother;)

crownlogic 25

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:48

Well hey, it said you will change your mind many times OP, you could always change it back to wanting your current bf. However, the offending cookie and your indecisive ways might lead him astray...You'll find out in the next cookie.