Awkward, Restaurants and Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By pupitre - 18/10/2011 00:16 - Canada

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 09:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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evilscorpi 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:29

well you could have said "and ive already done that in the past, now i have you." :-*

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:31

So, did you eat the damn thing or not? I'm on the edge of my seat here, people.

Comments

megan61295 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 2:47

AWKWARD!!!

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:52

Those are an American invention, and they're all rubbish. Don't live your life believing tiny slips of paper that in the fine print say "made in San Francisco"

gohogs518 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:14

This is not funny at all and really stupid. Who cares what a piece of paper in a cookie says? Get over yourself.

athlete1990 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:22

Giggity

lilcatisawesome 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:50

That isn't a fuc* my life ordeal... I mean don't make us waste seconds of our life to read something that isn't a fml when we are at fml to read fml not your stupid life...

RaquelW 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:06

fyl if they sighed in relief

masterpink 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:12

Same thing happened to me except she dumped me right after dinner and it only said "your life long partner is waiting for you" and she almost hit me with her car.