Bad pig!

By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
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androiddestroya 7

you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

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moonlight970 0

You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

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ambowew 7

Calmly explain that some wild Diglet passed through her garden and you had no spare pokeballs. I'm sure she'll understand.

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catnip1997 0

it's just stupid flowers, who cares

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sweet_candy_ 17

Humm I don't know maybe someone who was supposed to get 300$ for them.

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catnip1997 0

kid I whipe my ass with $300

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catnip1997 0

stay out of this hoe, this doesnt concern you

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skyeyez9 24

$300 for 3 years of hard work??

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Thejackel79 9

That's $100 per year. Totally worth it.

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katalinawine 0

u should take better care of ur pets! I he gets out then keep him on a leash. YDI

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jakedrums520 0

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatvever a spider pig does.

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Isoldael 27

And it does seem like she entered more competitions since OP refers to her garden as "prize winning"

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Isoldael 27

This comment was meant for the one below the spider pig reference, sorry!

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Isoldael 27

@everyone who keeps saying 3 years is not worth it for $300 - have you considered that this might not be the only competition she entered in? Maybe this was just one of many. Even if it was just this one, I doubt she did it for the cash but rather for fun / for the honour of winning.

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JumbledGirl 2

Well fyl for letting your walking bacon eat flowers. YOUR FAULT.

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rawr666 0

tell her that a gang of possums did it, nobody likes possums

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ambowew 7

Amen to that. I climbed on the roof of my house a few months prior to fetch a possum that was stuck in a crevice. The ******' little shit bit me so I shook it off my finger and it flew off the roof anyway.

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