Bad pig!

By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 665
You deserved it 16 643

Same thing different taste

Top comments

androiddestroya 7

you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

Comments

GogoTheGreat 12

That does suck but what was your pig doing in your neighbor's flower bed to begin with?

Sorry, but you should have taken better care of your pet. If it could wander out of your garden into someone elses, where else could it have gone? What about into the road?

doctordoom 0

This calls for some serious usage of miracle grow.

catkat1988 17

"Today, my neighbours pig ate my flowerbed. I had spent three years growing it, and in two days I was supposed to show it to two judges from a prestigious competition I was hoping to win. FML." Yeah, OP, I see how this sucks more for you. If you can't control your pets, the decent move now would be to apologize and pay her the 300 dollars she could've won. It won't cover it, since she has also lost three years worth of work and the opportunity to win a competition, but at least it'll be a nice gesture. She probably already suspects what happened to her flowers, so trying to hide it will only serve to strain your relationship further.

Today some ******* let a pig in my garden and it ate all my flowers

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Sounds like it's about time that little piggy went to market.

gofferurself 10

people: this competition might be worth 300, but there are others and some are worth more and some are worth less. Also, she might like gardening and the $300 is a bonus to someone who gets to spend time doing something she enjoys outside and gets to enjoy having a nice garden all year long. It is likely not the case that she heard about the competition and decided to decidate the next 3 years of her life only to that one competition.

I'm probably going to get some hate for this, but why the **** would you have a pig as a pet?? It's ******* disgusting.