Bad pig!

By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
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androiddestroya 7

you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

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moonlight970 0

You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

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meganseesstars 9

i would um... not tell her. as for your pig, it didnt know any better. my rabbit has a fetish for eating paper towels. i think there's something wrong with him,

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Epsilonyx 15

Lose the pork. You live in Washington.

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lalala2589 0

There's some pretty country parts of Washington actually.

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PapSmearNinja 4

dont tell her... deny everything...who keeps a pig as a pet? whats wrong with you... maybe get a cat you idiot

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hyden121 2

Tell her and pay up... Sucks but is the right thing to do.

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hwp123 0

Ask someone to take care of your pig tell her you gave your pig to someone and whala u r a dirty liar

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Your sentence was fine until you went retarded in the last 6 words

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hwp123 0

That or say you have a prize winning pig who can only survive off of prize winning flowers

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Salkadi 9

Your neighbor has put some serious effort into trying to win only $300

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coltsrock37 15

Find the seven magic dragonballs and wish for her award winning graden back by the time judges arrive

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sarahmcgeee 5

honestly; how is this am FML? a pig ate some flowers. whopdie frikin doo

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It's a FML because the pig ate the NEIGHBORS flowers, which did not belong to OP. Also, they were award winning, and the judges were suppose to come look at them, but they cant now because the pig ate them...

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