Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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TrinityisLife 22

So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

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Cristoforo 17

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

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bigwill420 11

The question is why was he sending kinky txt wit his mother

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NikkiAmber09 12

Lmao. Well good for you not texting and driving. It's on him for that happening.

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ecascio2010 9

Dump that loser. He's an idiot and if he gets mad for something so small, he's not worth it.

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b7o7r7 1

I wish there was a button, "He deserved it."

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avapaige1234 19

Talk about awkward.

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Sonotsuave 35

haha i love your username

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tomgun_fml 16

He just did not see that coming did he lol

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PureEvil666 3

You should have known. It is ENTIRELY your fault for not being psychic.

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Estuansis 8

Dump his dumb ******* ass. If he doesn't even respect you enough to see the situation for what it is, imagine how he'll treat you when something serious happens.

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