Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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TrinityisLife 22

So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

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Cristoforo 17

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

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krizzle97 2

Wow, woman logic from your boyfriend. Quick, now's your chance to validate your own!

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bbambastic 16

That, kids, is why you don't text ad drive

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Enslaved 36

She checked her messages AFTER she arrived home, not while she was driving. :P

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CharresBarkrey 15

This, kids, is why you make sure you actually read through the whole FML before commenting.

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ironichalibut 24

And.. There's a character limit to FMLs, so that's all you get

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rivaraven 35

I think he/she means that it's not a big deal that she saw the text in his/her opinion

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TheMathMajor 26

... No he's correcting his previous comment that had a typo.

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kat33_fml 7

Next time don't text and drive. I don't want to be the person or know the person you end up hitting and killing because you can't be bothered to not text for 5 minutes.

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Schiffy 18

"I checked after arriving" It can't be THAT hard to read 4 simple words.

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kat33_fml 7

Fine I apologize I saw texting and driving and got angry. I almost lost my best friend because of an asshole texting and driving so I didn't read as carefully as I should have.

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Iknoweverything 29

Being angry is no excuse for not being careful and jumping to conclusions. Your reason isn't even justified, since OP did NOT text and drive. Sheesh hope you aren't like that in conversation.

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InsanishDanish 10

except she didn't text and drive...she said she checked the text after arriving home.

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jmcr 27

Because girls are supposed to know what their bfs are up to 24/7 just so they can know the next time hes horny and free Geez drama queen much? Though his anger is prob mostly from embarrassment i know id be horrified if my bf sent me a dirty txt while my parents are looking at my phone

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mr_sarcastic416 29

don't send him any kinky/sexy texts again...ever, under any circumstance.... tell him "just in case your mom is looking at your phone"

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worldclassrager 39

Why would he show his mom a kinky text he is sending you..,that's for personal talk only...

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poulkrebs 20

Reading AND comprehending is hard :-)

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tonnie_soms 5

Can't wait to see the boyfriend's FML

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