Bad trip

By MoneyMike - 12/03/2009 00:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 198
You deserved it 11 917

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HANGtheFREAK 0

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

sucker 0

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

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kellster 2

Lol. I wonder if you were loud when you came! Your poor grandma!

Yeah, I'm dying to know if you made any noise hahaha. awkwaaard!

masturbating on a daily basis actually prevents wet dreams ("nocturnal emissions") and prevents prostate cancer.

Last time I checked, you cannot control when and under what circumstances you have wet dreams... but I'm not a guy. Anyway, if they are not able to be controlled, how would he deserve that??

skierguy 0

Wow, someone needs to ********** more.

meanbeech 0

anyone saying their glad their a girl never had enjoyed the beauty of a random period. anyways.. kid why were you so stupid to not ask to pull over. im sure you coulda faked a "pee pee dance" i bet the discomfort was the same. so with all this said i pray you just hit puberty cause its a bit sad to be having that happenafter id say 16 i guess. have sex more often, wank more often, get your dick sucked more often and gramma will never have to sit next to a cum stenched grandson

varkey 7

almost the worst thing that can happen... lol i was at a sleepover with my friends once [only guys were there]... same thing happened to me... it really sucks, FYL @48... you can only have wet dreams after puberty... little kids don't have them, they pee their pants that's not a wet dream lol. they usually happen to people 16+, because before that most people can't have wet dreams. however, they stop completely once you stop growing completely, which is around age 25 [although, in rare cases they may continue]. it seems like your info is backwards... lol. btw, sometimes even when you are sexually active they can happen [my brother is quite sexually active, and he's 17, but he told me he had one recently], besides which i don't think it's right to encourage a 16 year old to have sex [yes, i know my brother is sexually active, but i never encouraged it] wow, sorry for writing an essay, lol

LMAO! oh gosh i feel sorry for you. control your hormones boy!