Bad trip

By MoneyMike - 12/03/2009 00:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 198
You deserved it 11 917

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HANGtheFREAK 0

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

sucker 0

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

Comments

Having wet dreams doesn't mean you don't jerk off enough. You can jerk off 10 times a day, and still have wet dreams. O.o But yeah, why not ask to go to a restroom? Clean yourself off, lol.

DiSab 0

A ********** a day help keep the wet dreams away.

actually 22, a ********** a day... gives you a higher chance for prostate cancer

actually it's the exact opposite. masturbation prevents prostate cancer.

soonerfan 0

#23 seriously? Damnit, I need to go to a doctor

yeah, more than twice a week is actually considered bad for your health, dont think most guys care tho haha Sex is fine though

Actually #25, it decreases the risk for cancer because it cleans the urinary tract. But it can negatively affect potency. Shuffling the knuckles is healthy when done within reasonable limits, like every other stuff. OP, did its foul stench consume the car? XDXD

amandarocks04 0

I wonder if you were moaning in your sleep... Poor grandma!

...#17......ew. and i hope for your sake she didnt notice

#23/#25, let me guess, masturbation also makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms. recent studies have had different findings on the matter, there are no definitive results.

Collin 0

Hey, so i had an exp. like this only i was in my aunt and uncles car.... but i started wankin and now i haven't had one sense :P