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Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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Same thing different taste

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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You deserved it 3 306

By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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You deserved it 23 341

By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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You deserved it 48 657

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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You deserved it 262

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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sorcerersinger 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:14

I would expect that from a father. usually moms want their daughters to get married and whatnot.

Apple_Scented 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:13

Wow that's a scary mom xD gl to your future bf

Comments

ReverendDC 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:30

The question is: how old are you? If you are 16 or under, go mom. if not, WTF, mom?

bluebreadsticks_ 6

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:46

ahahahaahha. that's hularious. xD and #142. WTF does "that's so negro" mean? that's kinda racist.

genesis294 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:52

well, at least she didn't embarass you...

jsusfreek927 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:55

that is not slutty. I am far from slutty, but I met my now 2 month boyfriend in a car shop. almost the same as a store. we flirted and talked and exchanged numbers, so it's not ALWAYS true that you wont ever see that person again... and we don't do trashy things. we're both Christians so we have morals. my point being, flirting with someone you met in a store is not trashy. he might be "the one". gah. people on here are just... stupid.

juscreablu 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:06

wowww, I love my mom=p

anaelantigua 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:14

well, in the size of the town I live in, I probably WOULD see this person again! And hello??? Its sooooo muchh fun to flirt, because even then you might not see the person ever again.....soooo. (; But seriously, I get what all of yall are saying! (:

vtsocks 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:21

I'd bet op is 12 - 15yrs and the guy that approached her was at least mid 20s.

RavenRiot 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:38

if she works at a store most likely she is 16 or 15 which is a normal age to talk to guys, and i think she would be glad her mom threatened someone way older, if not....your moms PSYCO