Bae Caught Me Slippin

By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Tripartita 44

There needs to be a place where boyfriends and girlfriends of FML can meet each other. "Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?" "No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower." "Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."

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A07 48

This means war OP, you need to get back at him with something better than that

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mixximoo 24

That is really gross, but hey at least you have a boyfriend with a sense of humor OP :)

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oiler 21

Do the same thing. But use a used pad

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countryb_cth 38

Whoa now Satan calm down. That's a little too far.

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Mortoli 30

no need for that lol just use his dirty underwear.

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MrsReed 14

Um that's seriously nasty and in no way is fair payback for a dirty sock...it's not like he put drawers that he just sharted in on her face! I'm all for payback, but I would do something like wait until he's passed out then paint his nails, not something involving bodily fluids...yes a dirty sock is gross but what you suggested is way worse.

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PrideOfTheFallen 19

Could have been worse than a sock.. Maybe something that rhymes..

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kharwood1208 14

Boys, not Men, but boys, are ******* stupid.

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worldclassrager 39

You never know what can happen while you are asleep...

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mads_nicole 19

This sounds like something my boyfriend would do to me?

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mollybelle 13

That's ******* gross. Also funny, and a little adorable. But mostly gross.

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