Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

WTF is this a fml. sounds easy to run away from. when he bites banana run off poster is retarded that I refuse to use any memes to identify poster as original or other shit memes

brozorz 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:30

what does the banana have to do with anything

973p4ndas 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:56

Mug a woman, like a boss!

ringothedrummer 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:11

How is this an FML? You still got mugged!

Tanya101 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:21

WINNER!!!!!!

OhbbyCx 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:56

That's funny. Really. :3

tangerineNuts 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:17

BLack guy

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The Top

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97

You deserved it 332

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 870

You deserved it 43 622

The Top

Today, if I'm out of breath, sweaty, or in a room with the door closed, my grandmother will loudly yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING!" as soon as she sees me. It's been going on for three years. My parents think it's hilarious. I want to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 175

You deserved it 176

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 369

You deserved it 4 246

Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 943

You deserved it 1 127

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 053

You deserved it 4 659

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 779

You deserved it 4 357

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 752

You deserved it 4 975