It could have been worse. Lucky he didn't use the peel as an escape route, by throwing it on the ground and you slipping on it.

he probably didnt want to cramp up.

that's class right there

hahaahaha sucks for you, you obv were to easy to mug.

Did he jump from a tree?

For some weird reason the only thing that was running through my mind as I was reading this fml was Bananas in Pyjamas.

You must have been an easy target if he could mug you and eat his daily dose of potassium at the same time.

Maybe he was hungry?!

while you're chasing him, you can use your bullet bill to catch up and crash into him :)

and after mugging you, he slipped away.