Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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Comments

regsworld11 2

Aw man, sorry to hear that! Thank the Lord it wasn't a gun(:

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

You're right. A man eating a gun would be much worse ]:->

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ImanAzol 4

It would be much better. More muggers should eat guns. Grab their hand and jerk the trigger.

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BooGhosted 0

I think I died and went to hell for laughing so hard at26 that's awesome!!

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CateXOX 0

26- I've never "lol'd" at anything on FML until your comment. Thank you!

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sabrecaz 0

oh is that what you do with your bananas?

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

Wold you consider the day better if he was eating an apple?

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Daerauko 0

yeah, seriously. WTF the banana has no place in this FML. OP allergic to bananas? OP starving and was taunted by eating? OP was assualted with the banana?

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smhansen92 0

probably would've kept the doctor away if it had been an apple...

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lmaoatall 6

you got mugged by a real fruitcake op. sorry.

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PassTheDutch 0

you got mugged by somebody only using one hand. holy shit. man up. unless he had a gun in the other lol.

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iEnvade 2

Might be a little hard mugging someone with your hands full, haha (;

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PassTheDutch 0

haha I know. I was gunna add that but I was like eh they can figure it out. lol.

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CitrusGirl 0

You could have won if you had a red shell

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KVKdragon 26

that's not completely true. the mugger could have blocked the red shell with the banana. it works most of the time

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SirEBC 7

One red shell would not have done the trick. 3 circulating red shells, however, is a party.

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wisericky 12

i always have a blue shell in my back pocket just in case.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

is there something wrong with eating healthy?

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