Bananarama
By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
you need to get stronger or somthin
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned Monty Python's fruit defense class.
Hahaha, that is just brilliant! :D
People, he was mugfed by a man eating a banana... EATING it, not holding it like a gun, EATING IT...
Mugged*
would it be better if he were eating a dog treat? regardless of what he was eating, you still got mugged. sorry about that though
I would have bitch-slapped the banana. Dumb crim would be too busy crying over it, and would forget to rob you.
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did he stab you with the banana?
That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.