Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 872
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Top comments

FreebirdIII 1

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

Comments

you need to get stronger or somthin

I can't believe that nobody has mentioned Monty Python's fruit defense class.

Slugstew666 1

First you take the banana, then you eat the banana, thus disarming him!

perdix 29

Did you say, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" "Oh, it's a pistol, but you still seem glad to see me." "Oh, it's a banana."

zamyr 0

ha did he use it as a weapon ?

People, he was mugfed by a man eating a banana... EATING it, not holding it like a gun, EATING IT...

would it be better if he were eating a dog treat? regardless of what he was eating, you still got mugged. sorry about that though

I would have bitch-slapped the banana. Dumb crim would be too busy crying over it, and would forget to rob you.

minidinosaurgoes 9