Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

A BANANNA? JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS! I pray you survive! What monster hath eateth a bananna? WHAT FOUL CREATURE IS THIS THAT HATH EATEN THE BANANNA OF CRIME? woe... OH WOE!

darkkai 0

Monday 25 April 2011 20:22

lol that makes me want to bring on a world of race jokes

usajag2015 0

Monday 25 April 2011 20:24

I hope you included the banana in the report

Jayymee520 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:15

at least you can't die from a banana(:

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