Bash the fash

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
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Top comments

ninjanick1911 14

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

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MCFX2 10

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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Comments

angelofsaturn 23

I'm sorry that your brother is a goddamn racist idiot. Did he get beaten up as well or is he the type to talk shit and run?

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poppunkette 22

That sucks op your brother is an absolute racist moron!

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FiendHunter 19

Hang with better people. Even if it is your brother.

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Bossgirlhana 15

"I'm not a racist, but blacks had it better when they were slaves." "I'm not homophobic, but I think gays should stay in the closet." "I'm not sexist, but I think women shouldn't have the right to vote." I've actually heard these things said before. Anything that comes after "I'm not racist/homophobic/sexist, is going to come out as racist/homophobic/sexist.

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soulreaper12296 28

Then why were you the one that got the shit beaten out of them then?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Your brother needs a lesson in early US history.

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cakeees_ 9

but the 'all american whites ' are immigrants too? natives are the only one's that weren't brought here

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bigRED96 10

Little thing called 'Guilty by Association' (it bites)

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