Drunk, Awkward, Racism and Health: Bash the fash - FML

Bash the fash

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

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ninjanick1911 14

Saturday 4 April 2015 20:22

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

MCFX2 10

Saturday 4 April 2015 20:25

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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laurarossiox 11

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:34

Just like saying "no offence but.." And then you offend them. But I hope your brother gets a reality check!

ksanche1 2

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:39

learn how to fight

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 7:25

these are the situations where u declare u r single child...lol

white_terrorist 5

Sunday 5 April 2015 9:46

You and your brother are both racist and deserved the beating.

Kitsi 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 12:06

Well, are you also a racist? if so,YDI. If not, that sucks and tell your imbecile bro to take some courses in cultural sensitivity. Racism is shameful.

DorLeon 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 13:17

i am not racist but "never f*cking loose my brother, never f*cking loose" :D FYL

vikky538 28

Sunday 5 April 2015 15:12

If your brother said racy stuff why you have got the beating

Fuhkyoo 17

Sunday 5 April 2015 17:37

its alot easier when the family tree doesnt fork

Taolan 23

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:02

Dude, your brother dug a hole so deep not even the Bro code dictates you get in it with him. As long as nobody's looking to stab the dumbass, totally acceptable to walk away and let him get beat. You probably could have avoided the whole thing by punching him yourself though.

Meggarea 4

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:53

Are you my brother?

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