Bash the fash

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but…" then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
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Top comments

ninjanick1911 14

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

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MCFX2 10

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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Comments

ninjanick1911 14

Anytime you have to say "I'm not racist" you're probably gonna end up saying something racist

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Roskie 16

I'm not racist, but boxer briefs are the superior undergarment.

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sonshadsil94 15

I'm not racist, but doctor pepper is the superior soda.

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teentee401 36

The worst one I heard was "I'm not racist, but if there was only one black person left on earth, I would kill the black person just to make everything easier for everyone."

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Jkolbly 11

The best one I've heard is "I'm not racist, but you have lovely eyes." Or something close to that.

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nityasomaiya 46

I'm not racist but my shadow is black...

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tiptoppc 19

I’m not racist, but NASCAR needs to shut down to save the planet! Wait, what are you going to do with that pitchfork?

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lexwilder 16

I'm confused as to why it was your fault

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fred102 2

It wasnt... that's why there's an "i agree, your life sucks" button

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EzPzRamos 6

Because of guilt by association #3. People will see his fucktard brother and think he shares the same ideals

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Yarecho 14

XD "Dipshit Brother"

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MCFX2 10

Hey, its like saying "no ****" before sucking someone's dick.

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Kazze 31

Hey now... If you whisper it in the guy's ear first, it's totally straight.

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Thatepicperson 14

It's only gay if your dicks touch. At least that's what my uncle tells me

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ProfessorMctitie 20

should have slapped him and told him to stop

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ligerzero459 24

Yeah, when someone starts a sentence with that, you know it's gonna end badly.

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marigoldcobain 21

Wow, your brother IS a dipshit. But how did you get beaten up?

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BoundBySpace 19

You don't just sit there and watch a brother get beaten up.. he probably got in and they both got shredded.

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Badkarma4u 17

Because some people believe its ok to physically assault someone for saying something they dont like. Racism is bad, but asssulting someone for saying racist things makes you just as bad as they are if not worse.

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drunk_crow 12

It's not just as bad. Assault is a crime, while racism is not.

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RiseAboveSociety 3

actually, racism IS a crime....its called a HATE crime

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tbloom 5

Only if you commit a crime motivated by racism. While racism is wrong, free speech is a first amendment right

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xlord 27

**** your amendment rights. Promoting hate and hostility is not a right!!!

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kodaechan 6

yeah you obviously don't know what free speech is #42...

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archnarquibquib 21

42: Free speech doesn't cover anything you can say. For instance, it doesn't protect you if you slander, make racist comments, or if you lie under oath (as you have to tell the truth). This is just a small sample of what it doesn't protect.

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aecribb 14

While you do have the right to free speech under the first amendment, even the right to racist free speech, that doesn't mean that you are free from the consequences of that speech. It's called free speech because you can speak freely, not because your speech is free from consequences

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tiggerlover100 27

Your brother is an idiot. I hope he was joking because thats a really ****** up way to think.

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