Poopoo peepee and Kids: Bathroom menace

Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 12:13

Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

georgie2486 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

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mossrose 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:17

dude, i hate kids who do that. parents need to either keep their kids with them in the stalls, or outside. sorry that happened to you. it's nasty....

kellster 2

Monday 8 June 2009 8:53

Did you slap her? Or her mother, when she got out of the stall, for not supervising her rude little terror? You should have!

ChickenNugz 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:59

I don't get it at all. What the hell else would you be doing in the bathroom? You're embarassed that someone noticed you were doing what everybody does in a bathroom stall?

RoguePenguin 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:02

People who hold their poop in for long periods of time are poor likely to get IBD or colon cancer. Based on the posts here I thought I should warn people. Children can be weird. I'm sure the kid's mother was just as embarrassed as you were.

tonia_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:18

I hate little kids and I really do not like the parents that can't control them or teach them not to stare at people while they're going to the bathroom. FYL.

Sokai_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:25

More than the child, I hate the parent(s) who allow their children to do that. My mom experienced that, only it was with a little boy who was in the public bathroom peeking through the crack and actually cursing wondering what was taking so long. My mom told the boy's mother to teach him some manners before she left.

24788 6

Monday 8 June 2009 10:00

I public restrooms like most people do.

Tori_xoxo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 14:06

Lol.. Stalker (x.

ourbovinepublic_ 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:13

you should have ran after her, made a huge scene by pointing at her and shouting "OAP-AEDOPHILE! OAP-AEDOPHILE!" that would be amazing, watch the kids face :L