Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Arcterion 0

I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.

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Kupokupupo 0

lol then you should've gone 'help me obi wan, you're my only hope!' (that's from star wars) #20; very true

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SimpleSimon 0

He was trying to give you a hint. Spock has no emotions and always thinks in logic. Like the majority of guys when having sex and/or building up to maybe one day having sex with you.

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caramelize 0

YDI for not thinking Star Trek is amazing. Your boyfriend rocks =]

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plexico 3

He wanted "to boldly go where no man has gone before." Then, you said, "No, lots of dudes have been there -- I've been ****** a lot." So, he went to Uranus.

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the_commentator 0

Oh my god, that comment just made my life. :D

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XOfiestypixie 0

Haha. Second Uranus comment I've seen from you today. (I realize it's probably your first one, but I'm starting at the top of the page and going down.

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plexico 3

This was the first. The one in the Wild Animal Park came later. I'm sure a psychotherapist would have a field day with this, but I felt that those jokes just "worked" for those situations.

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LadyAlathia 0

Ooh, sexy. I have Pon Farr fantasies too. Animalistic sex or death - you choose. ^_^

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LadyAlathia 0

You apparently have never seen "Amok Time"

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all_the_same 0

this is so from that 70's show. eric does this to donna

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13oclock 0

Err..Eric liked Star WARS, not Star TREK.

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foryoublue94 0

the spock in the most recent movie is hot

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