Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Arcterion 0

I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.

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juzt 0

Your life is not f***ed. I wish I was Uhura too. Hummm... Some ideas.

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xOpheliacx 0

*presses the imaginary 'So What?' button*

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thebigslim 13

This isn't really an FML in my eyes.... and its not as good as the guy who got a ******* and accidently called his gf Spock when he was blowing his load. Try again.

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juzt 0

Yea!! I remember that one!!!! Epic Fail. or Win.

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likeOMGwow 0

OMG HAHAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? i never saw that. now THATS an FML. lol

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kaykay10xo 0

ydi for agreeing with your dork of a BoYFriEndD

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blackjack159 11

You need to go back to school and learn how to type I mean seriously what the hell?

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AntiChrist7 0

Why do girls only like total nerds/total assholes? YDI

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posampo 0

coz they obviously have something else to offer us you bitter weirdo

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AntiChrist7 0

you're calling me a weirdo when he wants to be dr. Spock? Guess it's true what they say about girls and logic

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genius_man16 0

because nerds = assholes yeah. that makes sense.

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AntiChrist7 0

a slash means "or", not "equals" you're not a great genius are you? "Nomen est omen" doesn't fit here

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xxlillyxx 0

not all girls like only nerds or @ss holes... i have dated nerds n do not wanna go there again and @ss holes r usually VERRY HOT. also the @sses are usually the ones that tell a girl what to do... i for one also like the kind and thoughtful guys.... but most if not all are either married or gay... which suxz... a few of the guyz i have liked have turned out to be gay but end up becomig my best friendz...lol

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DameGreyWulf 0

@16: Nerds are cool, eff you, you bitter man :c I'd definitely play along. @104: "@ss holes r usually VERRY HOT" -- your stupidity is showing... especially with the "xx"s in your name. "also the @sses are usually the ones that tell a girl what to do" -- this is good, how? Grow some independence. I bet you're the one who keeps sending in the AWFULLY WRITTEN FMLs about how absolutely horrible it is when you aren't sapping the li-- ahem, in a relationship with somebody. I see many an abusive relationship in your future. Stuck up bitch. ahem.. but enough of my own bitterness. OP: what 58 said Also, who cares? Think instead... he's pretending to be a scientific astronaut. That's basically all Spock is. Dunno, star-sailing, smart guy sounds pretty hot to me.

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colormefancy 0

Pff AHAHAHA!! that just made my whole entire day :) FYL. Well if you did it then at least he owes you one? Get your fantasy out there while you can before its too late.

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SoreThroat 0

Fake, as if, not everything is fake you know. Although I wouldn't exactly call this an FML. About the same thing happened to me except it was my friend Jason and he had a total dork moment about Star Trek...IN PUBLIC and made me buy the DVD so he can complete his collection of the series...

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princessbacon 0

lmao scary my bf is obsessed with star trek!!

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dragonpink 0

I think I'm gonna ask my husband if I can call him spock next time we have sex.

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cthulhu1138 1

Nothing wrong with liking Star Trek. Note the key words "his" and "fantasy".

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iiTEMP524 0

BAHAAHahaha. Thas wussup. whus the problem? Look to the bright side. it couldhave been waay worse. Like asking u to shove items in his anus?

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likeOMGwow 0

yes i'd say that's worse...

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