Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Beep beep

Beep beep

By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 235

You deserved it 62 183

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

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By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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lizamaphone 6

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

wow are you that immature XD

paid2think 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:03

Haa nice going smartass!

Comments

dickster 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:56

omg. I hate this site cuz all myshit gets deleted!

Granddragon 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:57

what makes you think it would bother someone that a total stranger gives them an angry look? now you wrecked your car. was it worth it?

Euphoric_boner 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:21

I understand what you mean. there are some sensitive people out there like me. if someone stares me down. I might get paranoid that they're going to report my plate number to the police. I'm not sure if they can do that. but still. I had someone laugh at me in my car at a red light. I guess my car is too cool for me. plus what the shirt I was wearing ddnt help. he was in an old brown truck. that hurt me. so people are sensitive. I don't think stating at them will make them stop. it could make them think you're a stalker and she could report you.

jessdemi 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:59

lmao this made me laugh :) op still sucks remember no good deed goes unpunished

DiminishedFifth 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:03

nice job...dumbo

medic717 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:05

wow OP you're a ******* tool

xACIDDx 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:05

Glaring at the woman was a dumb idea. Giving dirty looks to people isn't really effective. But I understand your annoyance OP. I live in Orlando, so I'm used to idiot drivers. One day when I was heading to my job at the Hard Rock I saw two little boys from a family walking into the cafe almost get run over by a bunch of idiot teenage girls in some convertable. The driver was too busy putting on her make up to pay attention, and the rest were dancing to the music blairing from their speakers. Luckily the boys screamed and she stopped in time, but when the parents started to scold them they just laughed and said "who cares". Haha I felt like kicking their asses after that. I hate idiot drivers.

Euphoric_boner 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:24

they said who cares. ugh. I'm glad I live in my state. that'll never happen. the situation could. but not the attitude. I would wantto kck their asses too.

khara101 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:12

haha you got pwned dude

nitsaux 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:15

you and that driver need to pay attention.

lovelyred 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:15

nah. you haven't seen horrid drivers until you've been to Vegas. not only do you have to deal with the normal shit like texting etc, but you have to deal with drunk ass people.