Benefits

By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
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mattypants 0

that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

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Rockyio 0

FYL & YDI for being brainwashed into enlisting in a government oriented organization. No Offense. I respect anyone that will give their lives for our freedom, but not for the causes of today. Wars are created for the sole purpose of profit...but hey...that is just one guys opinion. You seriously have a messed up family. That is harsh.

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laserbeamh 0

you may not support the war, but support the troops.

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S3k5hUn8 0

Seriously its pathetic hearing childish brain dead morons. Do nothing but complain and bitch omg this wars stupid this wars a sin this blah blah blah. If the war isnt there where is it? Here obviously so unless u want something horrid happening to your family grow the **** up and shut the **** up >_> obnoxious ****. My 2 best friends died to protect ingrates like you and it makes me sick to my stomach they wer good people they wer real people not faceless dicks on the internet flaming and trying to cause trouble. Honestly do you think people join because they like to hurt they like to see there friends kill no they join to help our people. You , Me, our families. ! track minded people like you honestly are not worth he sacrifices made.

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noncom 12

Are you a hippy? Because I hate Hippies.

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S3k5hUn8 0

And you deserve a Rust metal shaft stuck up your ass wrapped in sand paper with acid and a nice fire ante coating ^________________^. Thats better then seeing this negative bullshit.

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burnquist764 0

#24 is right. There are some people on this site who would tell a mom who had a miscarriage that she deserved it. Instead of being rash, confront them and ask them about their conversation. It might be a misunderstanding. It may not either, but it's best to make sure all your ducks are in line before making a big decision.

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fmlsmymiddlename 0

Wow, that sucks!! I agree with most people here, don't leave them anything. Also, hopefully you won't die or anything, but you know. Don't leave them anything anyway.

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Fml37 0

Your in the marines, kick their ass, and leave them nothing, maybe $1 to piss em off

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Art_Vandeley 0

Thanks for serving. Maybe we meet in A-stan. I`m gonna get deployed soon.

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Will09 0

#50 I couldnt agree with u more U must b really sad now thats horrible!!!!!! i want 2 join the marines so ur lucky(least 2 me) but ur family must b horrible 2 make u join the marines without ur permission just 4 the money!! wut a horrible family no offence

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