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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Wow, your brother is one smart fella

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:06

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

Comments

LD_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:52

your brother is awesome

amirn86 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:56

Don't listen to these jerkoffs lol even I as a man get upset when my brother leaves the toilet seat up. And guys come on whenever we go #2 we gotta sit down anyway right? So you're really helping yourself + ditto on the aesthetic value comment

ronton 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:55

If I take a crap, I'll put the seat down. If I put it down ahead of time, then have to piss, I gotta put it back up again.

greenman_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:57

another reason boys brains are bigger than girls

farhil 14

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:57

another reason girls consider boys to be dumber. Just because a brain is bigger, it doesn't mean it is more intelligent. If you are already past 9th grade... I pity for the human race I'm a guy by the way

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:02

18 has a point, actually. Regardless, who the hell cares about whether or not the seat is up or down? That's a petty thing in life to bitch about.

fcryingoutloud 9

Friday 6 March 2009 21:08

This was a non-issue in my home. Whoever needed to go to the toilet would just put the seat "their" way and leave it like that, so the burden of adjustment was split evenly. I can't get rid of the feeling that it's not really about convenience, but about who's boss in the family. Hence, I have no sympathy with either the "uppers" or the "downers", though evidently the latter are more numerous and more obsessed.

fmyalarmclock 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:16

Uhm, it's not about how much energy it takes to put the seat down. If the lid is up and you sit, you fall in. And no one wants to look at all the piss you splash around onto the toilet either. Regardless, I always put the lid down before I flush.

potatopeeler 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:22

How many toilets do you even have? The only reason he should have to put the lid down is if you have company regularly. It takes two seconds, do it yourself.