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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 997

You deserved it 68 601

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 817

You deserved it 140

By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 684

You deserved it 10 822

Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

I agree, your life sucks 708

You deserved it 105

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 997

You deserved it 2 789

Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 627

You deserved it 392

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 202

You deserved it 3 230

Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 075

You deserved it 33 447

By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 439

You deserved it 28 107

By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 047

You deserved it 17 409

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 846

You deserved it 20 582

omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Wow, your brother is one smart fella

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:06

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

Comments

jellybean17 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:46

37: in response to what you said about 27, I'd have to say that most of the time I look down, but there are occasions when I forget. Considering I grew up with mostly girls in my household, the first 18 years of my life were spent not paying any attention for the most part. It's not like it's a huge deal. It's just a lot more disgusting to accidentally fall in the toilet/sit on piss stains that guys leave than it is for the guys to just hit the seat down when they're done. That's the only problem in my opinion.

imhawaiian 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:58

Put the seat down then damnit and maybe look before you sit that way you don't fall in and you'll have to get used to this later in life anyway.

Monty_Python 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:04

OP's brother is awesome! Also, why can't women just look? I have never once fallen in the toilet when the seat is up. The closest I have ever come was when I woke up at 2 a.m. to take a dump. I walked in, realized that I was about to sit in the toilet, and just stood back up. Seriously, if I have that much thought with half a night's sleep then women should be able to do it all the time.

Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:14

Wtf? He actually went around and managed to remove all the toilet seats? Lol, tell ur bro he's the man

nando92 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:18

yea i agree with 45 id give him a hi 5

cheeze_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:26

Don't argue with a man when it comes to the toilet seat. We will always win, either by peeing on the seat or by completely ignoring you. It's like making sure there's enough toilet paper, you have to look before you leak.

musicislife_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:54

HAHAHAHA. Your little brother is a GENIUS! that's great!

rememberusername 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:58

to me, the gyst of this is that it's another teenage girl complaining about something not worth complaining about rather than accepting life's difficulties and "driving on." self-centered reactionaries, specifically teenage girls, continue to be the bane of our society.

countrygal24 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:00

Ok, first of all...the little brother is hilarious...second of all to #5, excuse me? LESSER sex? Exactly how are we lesser? I agree, it's stupid for women to gripe the the seat was left up...men don't gripe when it gets left down...but we are sooo NOT lesser.