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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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wolfking 0

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

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Melanie_fml 0

Soak his sheets so he'll know what it feels like to accidently sit in something wet and disgusting? (I'm not serious but it would be funny)

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commonsense 0

For the guys: if she makes you put the seat down, just leave it down and pee all over the toilet

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stonercircle 0

thats what i do if girls b***ch at me for toilet seat. not on purpose tho, it sorta just splashes up and they have no other choice than to clean it up

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urie 0

omg that was actually really freaking funny

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caminada 0

What is it with women and toilet seats? For crying out loud, learn to put it down the same way that every male in the universe has to learn to put it up and stop griping about it. [2]

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TheophilusXI 0

#12 for the win. If you want to get technical, a man has to put much more effort in bringing a toilet seat up then a woman has to exert to put it down. Simple physics everyone.

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LarryLobster 0

^^^Physics FTW^^^ i live with 5 women in the house. Surprisingly, none of them have complained about the toilet seat. I just aim through the hole, and wipe the seat.

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bigrederin 0

For everyone who's all up in arms about why should a guy lower the seat: Aesthetic value. DUH. Everyone knows that guys pee all over the bowl, so at least putting the seat down hides the piss stains that they refuse to wipe up. Of course, then whoever cleans the toilet next (usually the woman, but SHOULD be the man) is bombarded with a billion little piss dribbles that they have to scrub to get off. Lucky me, Mr. BigRed was raised in a household full of women - I got him already trained to lower the seat *AND* to not piss on the seat. SWEET. BTW, that really *WAS* ******* genius on the part of the little brother. I salute him.

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farhil 14

no...the next person to clean the toilet is the children, because the woman is too lazy and the man is too. I have as much proof to back up my statement as they do: personal experience, so before you go bitching about my comment, you have to bitch at hers to

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lifeftl 0

sounds just like the brother who wiped his nuts with the toothbrush hahahahah

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immortalkid 0

What everyone else just said. Why can't YOU put the seat down?

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