Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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mattlw 25

I "stretch" before sex as well. It makes it last longer!

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ligerzero459 24

At least he's looking out for you. Pulling a groin muscle would SUCK

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jackiemora 18

I really can't see this as an FML. unless you despise stretching &/or exercise.

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sirsamsalot 5

your lucky he cares for you so much, I usually just let them break bones and stretch muscles

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gary3768 13

He just wanted to see how limber you can be lol

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RedPillSucks 31

That's a different definition of 'safe sex'

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michaelm1290 23

Maybe this is his way of telling you that you need to "tighten up" in more ways than one...

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Not unheard of, I require full OSHA certified personal protective equipment prior to my sexscapades.

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CharresBarkrey 15

I pictured you in a lab coat, gloves, and a face shield about to have sex.

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Futacy 29

He probably just wants to see you bent over.

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