Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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Druu 53

There was only one thing he wanted you to pull..

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PhotoSmith 25

Cramping does ruin the fun. My wife makes me stretch too.

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SmiffLah 13

What was it he, ahem, wanted you to stretch?

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Kkkdawg 27

Well, since it sounds like you didn't want to, ydi for letting anyone force you into doing anything

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liftthatchevy 7

What's the fun in that? Never a spur the moment thing

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nikolkaw 9

Don't be crying to him if you have cramps ;) there will only be an "I told you so." waiting for you!

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CupOTea666 9

How old are you that you need to stretch?

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virgochick_922 6

You know, that's actually not a bad idea.

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StrugsNotDrugs 19

Gotta keep up with your daily sexercises ;P

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nognom 2

No offense but are you/him that out of shape that stretching is required...

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