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By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
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insanesna1l 0

why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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xXDubbleChic 11

well that's sad panda

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mmkay33 2

at least they weren't at the same party haha

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sarapsosis 1

ryanmacvey- I read your comments to the voice of that school janitor from the Simpsons lol I can't do Scottish/ Irish accents, but when I read you posts I can for some reason ha

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birdfreak 24

well at least you don't have to pick which party to go to

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illmatic2 16

Okay, I'm not usually much of a grammar Nazi, but ryanmacvey, is it really too hard for you to type out "I" instead of "a"? Seriously, the way you type makes you sound like a ******* three-year-old.

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KjoeLjan 4

And while they were having fun, you were disturbing them.

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FERNxEMO 0

maybe they were to drunk to invite you?

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awekward_name 0

The parties must have not been that good, if they were texting you all night

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