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By mylifesucks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I laid in bed all night texting my drunk boyfriend and drunk best friend. They were at two different parties, neither of which I was invited to. FML
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insanesna1l 0

why didn't your boyfriend bring you to the party he was at?? isn't that what relationships are all about?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

And you couldn't crash one of them?

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KaskStunter 4

So you have a best friend and a boyfriend and your life sucks because you didn't get out for one night? Yeap, YDI.

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mismonroe 0

"Different" parties my ass. Parties in one anothers pants, maybe.

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iaimtomisbehave 0

if they were drunk, it would be a sloppy pants party ;p

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mismonroe 0

Drunk pants parties are the WORST.

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KMilliron 2

Especially for me. I don't drink and get stuck as the party cockblocker. Today I had to pull a fat ***** off of a horny blackbelt whilst trying not to be sat upon or karate chopped to the back of the neck. FML. The blackbelt did thank me once he was sober though.

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calvin10 0

I'm sure they had fun at the parties while having to text you constantly..

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kinga08 0

If they were having so much fun and were so drunk why were they constantly texting you? Once in a while, yeah, when you can muster up enough coordination to even attempt to spell "haii baebyi" but all night? Maybe they should've spent their time trying to get you invited instead of drunk texting!!

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Rykier 0

I actually don't spell like a 3 year old when I'm tanked. Must be a gift.

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Rykier 0

Just a little bit. It puts hair on your chest.

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sarapsosis 1

oh god! if that were true I'd be Chewbacca

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sarapsosis 1

where is the "****"to be inserted? Is it "get a **** life" or "****, get a life" You have got to be specific with these kinds of things, a little unclarity can completely alter the meaning of the message that you are trying to put out there! it's important so don't forget!!it's important so don't forget!!it's important so don't forget!! it's important so don't forget!!

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sarapsosis 1

P.S. I was joking, so yeah ppl take it easy with pointing out the obvious... just thought I would put that out there in advance

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Rykier 0

Too bad someone has quicker fingers than you.

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sarapsosis 1

51- read comment 52. thanks Regards, #52

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